this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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