I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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