walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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