Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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