is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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