So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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