how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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