That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i dont even know how to be here
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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