I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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