"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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