I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Well I just put wine in my tea
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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