He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm jealous of your bromance
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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