She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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