Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Drake has all the answers
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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