and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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