): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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