Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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