quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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