in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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