I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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