apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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