wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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