How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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