So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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