living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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