Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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