they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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