I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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