Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
These tits shall not be calmed
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
