I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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