i think my tv is drunk
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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