If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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