The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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