oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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