drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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