shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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