GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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