you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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