No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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