I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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