Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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