Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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