She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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