dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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