i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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