I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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