all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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