BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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