didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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