you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Randomize
