I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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